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Spicing up sex lives is Malay state's mantra to halt divorce epidemic!

Brunei News.Net
Monday 2nd November, 2009 (ANI)

Kuala Lumpur, Nov 2 : The state government of Terengganu has come up with innovative plans to foment sexual relations between the newly weds after body odour, monotonous sex and dull pyjamas were blamed for high divorce rates.

According to Muhammad Ramli Nuh, the deputy chairman of the State Religious and Information Committee, couples wanting to separate had often cited reasons like humdrum sex and body odour for a divorce.

"I know of one case where a separation was triggered just because the spouse smelled of fish crackers," the Star Online quoted Muhammad Ramli, as saying.

He said the state government has called upon cosmetic firms to bring out new scents for couples so that they could "sustain their relationships, hopefully for eternity."

He also advised couples to bathe together.

He said: "I met this elderly couple in Kelantan, they bathe together although they are grandparents; they enjoy a blissful marriage, this is when I mooted the idea where this method could be introduced as part of the pre-marital courses conducted in the state."

Muhammad Ramli also said the state government was planning to arrange a workshop that would teach methods to pep up attraction between spouses.

He said: "This workshop is not only meant for the wives but also to provide men with tips on how to be attractive to their spouse at all times."

Muhammad Ramli added that the state government had hired counsellors to mediate between couples who were on the verge of a plit.

 

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Anonymous
11-02-09, 06:21 AM

Spicing up sex lives is Malay state's mantra to halt divorce epidemic!

What will they think of next?

Anonymous
11-02-09, 06:09 PM

Silly Malay Malaysians

Why not use the Malay way of doing things? Board with one, marry another. You have got 4 chances in life according to muslim way of life. i am sure with 4 women at one time will spice up your useless sex life.

TIGER
11-02-09, 06:51 PM

SMELL OF LOVE

COME ON TAKE IT AS FRANGANCE OF LOVE. YOU DO NOT SMELL IT BUT GET IT DONE!!!!

ha ha
11-02-09, 07:16 PM

Totally Silly!....Still wondering if this is a joke?!

A lot cheaper to invest in nose clips and paper bags.

ila
11-02-09, 08:03 PM

Not so silly i guess

I any women’s magazine give 10 tips to improve & fulfill yr sexual desire..people will be queing to buy the magazine...Tips on sexuality is alwayz, i mean ALWAYZ in the headlines of any magazine ...u name it. But if it is a Muslim religious department were to say it.... u come up with hurtful words and poking fun at them. Honestly tell me.. don’t u see such headlines and titles in magtazines that we but.. be it male or female magazine.!!

Raja
11-02-09, 08:26 PM

You must be joking.... malay girls are HOT...

Nickhead
11-02-09, 10:26 PM

Advisor

We should appoint him as Minister of Sexual Affairs. CRAZY THEORY from him, I would said.

lol
11-02-09, 11:39 PM

to the second anonymous..comment like that is totally makes me wants to spit on your pitiful racist face...i’m sure if i retaliate back with sarcastical comments against you then all the other apes will start going loco..so if you think you so damn right why don’t you go to any place full of malays and tell them that they are silly and see what happens next..

Xiaoman
11-03-09, 12:13 AM

Excuses Only!!

When they are already get bore with each other, these excuses will be used.Nonsense only!!

ila
11-03-09, 02:31 AM

i'm with u

yeah.. u r rite! Memang pun the 2nd anonymous racist indeed.

aahaha
11-03-09, 02:57 AM

haha

Minister of sexual affairs.. hahahah

loli
11-03-09, 04:02 AM

One husband-one wife

What is this talking about sex-sex and sex!
In my religion, sex is a gift that God the Almighty has given to human being, and beside âproductionâ; it is a gift to enjoy with your loving wife from your time of youth â until death do us apartâ. Have some of you imagine what life will be, if sex is only for pleasure and not as gift that God provided. People will surely become like a dog/ and may not need either to use any pants or cloth on, as he can get on with any women/ any girl he comes along the way !!

The greatest medicine for a husband and wife not to divorce is LOVE !! Love-Love-Love-Love and care for each other.

setiu
11-03-09, 04:45 AM

not bad

It is not a bad idea actually but he got his priority all wrong.

sawang
11-03-09, 05:25 AM

its all nonsense

SILLY...STUPID. They have nothing else to do...SEX...SEX...SEX!!!


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